Can't we all just share the bus?

Taking public transit in this city is most certainly taking its toll on my usually nice personality. Let me begin with the two lovely, obnoxious, obese ladies I encountered yesterday who in fact had no respect for the fact that other people have to ride the bus with their big butts!
Everything was going fine on the bus, I actually was able to grab a seat a couple of stops after I got on because it was less crowded than usual which was amazing. After about 15 minutes of being on the bus these two ladies got on with their HUGE bags from TJ Maxx, over obnoxious voices and over McDonald'ed' butts.
First of all they were talking so loud, it was annoying, I even had my ipod on and I could hear them, so I turned it off to drown out their annoying conversation.
When I came time for me to get off the bus along with a few other passengers well, that's when the real trouble began. One girl indicated to the ladies that she needed to get out of the backdoor, but their stomachs and butts were so huge the girl could not get through [i'm so serious, it's almost sad]. The ladies did not move, i'm pretty it was because they were too fucking lazy, but i'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say their obscenely large size handicapped them from making the move in a timely fashion. When the girl walked away one of the ladies said "ya, they can all just go out the front door!"
I couldn't believe my ears, you fat bitch! Seriously, I do not mean to be so mean, but really YOUR health problem is impeding on my life, I do not care how fat you are and I really do not mind obese people, but when your fatness troubles my everyday routine, I have a little bit of an issue with that. I gave the lady the death look and shook my head at her [long enough so she could see my obvious anger]. I wasn't about to try and shimmy through these bitches as I have previously done on the bus because i'm sure after the extremely evil eye I gave them they were going to try and eat me.

If I Ever..

Dear Friends,

If I ever have a boyfriend who tans and pops his collar please shoot me in the foot and then promptly instruct me to dump this douchebag.

Love,

Amanda

Para...

self-explanatory...

xxx